Lauren Boebert argues that we should let the church dominate the government. Naturally it should be the Dutch Reformed Church. Naturally! And I propose, as one of our first acts, that we outlaw the Evangelicals, Southern Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, Methodists, and all manifestations of born-againism. Such heresies veer into witchcraft and have NO business being allowed in a Christian country. Also, the New England Puritans fled a Christian country (Holland) to practise their deviant cult in the wilderness, and should, therefore, be excoriated without mercy. All of this is obvious! By the way, Christmas and Thanksgiving are heathen holidays and should be cancelled. [Decide for yourself whether this is sarcasm; if you're wrong, you will burn for all eternity.]
Naturally, I am also in favour of taking righteous vengeance on Catholics and Spaniards for what they did to the city of
Naarden in 1572. Fire and sword, savage trumpets. As the good book says "ye shall leave none of them alive". And, sheerly on the principle of it, we should turn Utah and Idaho into a sheet of glass. Damned Mormon heresies!
And repopulate Texas with civilized people.
Oh, it will be so glorious.
Quite Christian.
Joy!
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I submit the Church of the Holy Chao, the Bunless Hotdog Partaketh on Fridays as per Her Most Holiness on High, Eris.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
“Order without Chaos is Tyranny.”
Eating waffles with a tin foil hat is a political statement.
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