POSTING WITH THE TERM 'NAKED' IN THE TITLE

On several occassions I have placed essays on this blog which had, as an important thematic element, nudity or a state of undress. Please understand that there were no pictures, the appearance of the male or female whose nakedness was a matter of discussion had to be imagined.
In the case of the middle aged naked man I described, the key elements other than nudity were small cigars, a newspaper, detective novels, and a cup of hot tea.
As regards the entirely hypothetical unclothed college girl who was fresh and dewy after a bath, chocolate cake and Bengali food were important.
What either of them looked like was NOT mentioned. The bare skin was merely a detail, the surrounding narrative was the thing.

[In the case of naked schoolgirls eighteen through thirty-eight, Bengali snackies are ALWAYS a more important theme. This blogger rejoices in the prospect of college students discovering sondesh, rajbog, rasmalai, and all types of barfi.

Here it is, years later, and stray internet fetishists still flock to this blog hoping to meet a 'naked middle aged man' or a 'naked schoolgirl'.

If you thought I was a pervert, you should consider what kind of person enters either of those two subjects in his searchbar.

The naked middle-aged man is real. The naked schoolgirl of college age isn't, and neither is the chocolate cake.



If, by any strange coincidence, you are a naked university student of a girlish persuasion, please contact the naked middle aged man at once.
He needs to speak to you about rich pâttiserie.
Une belle Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte.
Avec un excès de chocolat.

Other foods you can and should eat in the buff are lobster, crab, barbecued ribs, bonbons, bananas, and ice cream.

Fifteen searches for "naked middle aged man" this week.
Probably none of them were schoolgirls.


Naked people! Unite!



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