According to a recent survey, men who wear spectacles are obscenely hot. Which is good news. Yet I don't know how I feel about that.
I suppose I'll have to fight off women with a stick.
"No no, little female person", I shall say, "I am entirely unsuitable!"
The survey said nothing about Vandyke beards and pipe smoking. That has to have been an oversight. I'm guessing that they will issue a correction in the fullness of time. Glasses, Vandyke beards, pipes; a natural trinity.
Debonair, suave, and mucho macho.
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks so?
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Wow. I've been wearing specs for 20 years now; I can only imagine how much less action I'd be getting without them.
Dude, you must be rolling in it!
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