Sunday, November 06, 2016

THESE ARE REPUBLICANS

Earlier this week I was standing next to three inbred syphilitic savages from Texas, who were disparaging Black Lives Matter, minorities, and liberals. Of course I did not say anything, because dumb rednecks have a tendency to get abusive, and cannot be educated in any case. But I seriously wished that their wives and daughters would leave them for a human being, and taken the tire hanging from the tree out back with them.

Henceforth I am boycotting as much of the red states and whatever they produce as possible. Which ain't difficult, as I do not drink Bourbon and don't date cheerleaders.

Some statistics:

"Polling conducted earlier this year found that 65 percent of Trump supporters believe Obama is a Muslim; 59 percent believe Obama wasn’t born in the United States; 40 percent believe blacks are more “lazy” than whites; 31 percent support banning homosexuals from the country; 16 percent believe whites are a superior race; and 20 percent disagree with Lincoln’s signing of the Emancipation Proclamation, which freed Southern slaves."


[SOURCE: John Sununu pisses all over hisself and Hillary is right about Trumpites.]


These folks aren't ready for the modern age.

In fact, most Republicans aren't.

They are deplorable.




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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and I'm bitterly clinging to my God and my guns, too..

The back of the hill said...

So am I. Trump supporters make lovely targets.

E. Reed said...

Especially if they're big fat balding lard asses from Texas.

MK-Blogger said...

Does your embargo of the products of red states include the leaf which you worship daily on an altar of briar?

On the other hand, you have a baccy hoard worthy of Fafner and can well afford to sever ties with the Confederacy.

The alternative is to send Union troops to reoccupy the Old South, arrest all Trumpkins and seize all baccy leaves as reparations.

M

The back of the hill said...

Well, Sam Gawith and the Europeans use primarily African leaf, and Brazil grows a lot of the Virginia and Burley used for high quality products ....

And, as you point out, I don't need to buy anymore tobacco anyway.

But the idea of sending Union troops into the Old South again is almighty attractive.

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