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Thursday, November 10, 2016

A CHANGE OF SUBJECT: THE SPITTOON

In order to take your mind off the recent disaster, here's a list of expressive terms that you might enjoy learning.


痰罐話

傻仔 'so jai': idiot, fool, dunderhead, severely defective person, such as somebody from Texas or Florida. Mostly, Texans.
木嘴 'muk jeui': an idiot, an addle pate; Republican.
一嚿飯 'yat gau faan': lump of rice; a brainless twat, somebody without shape, form, definition, or ideas; Louis Gomert.
墨魚頭 'mok yü tau': a cuttlefish head, which is empty and useless. For instance a typical voter. In Texas. Or Florida. Or Louisiana. Or all of the South, the Midwest, and the montane wastelands.

麻甩佬 'maa lat lou': sexual harasser, sexist pig.
壞蛋 'waai daan': rotten egg; a thoroughly despicable person. Rudolph Giuliani, et aliis.
龜蛋 'gwai daan': turtle egg; a fool and a cad.
爛仔 'laan chai': a thoroughly rotten scoundrel.

'pou': aging procuress, harpy, but also a Cossack slut. Bustard (bird).
Anne Coulter, Pamela Geller, Debbie Schlussel, Carrie Almond.
蠢人 'cheun yan': dunderhead. Imbecile. Geert Wilders.
貪污腐敗 'taam wu fu pai': "greedy filthy rotten and declining". Hence 貪污腐敗幫 ('taam wu fu pai pong'), a corrupt gang or clique within the government or society (many destructive fundie and political cliques, such as the NRA, the Family Research Council, the Eagle Forum, the Heritage Foundation, the Teaparty Movement, Christian Apocalyptics, Fox News, and Michele Bachman), and 貪污腐敗幫黨 ('taam wu fu pai tong'), the Republican Party (痰罐黨 for short).
燈紅酒綠 'tang hung jau luk': "lanterns red (and) liquor green", meaning debauched and licentious, depraved, like Jeffrey Epstein


共和黨人這些卑鄙的貪惏混蛋!
['gung wo tong yan je se bei-pei dik taam-laam wan-daan']


Please note that NONE of these terms are obscene or unprintable.
That vocabulary is not really something you need to know. Yet.




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6 Comments:

  • At 11:25 AM, Anonymous politics said…

    Since you're on a roll with political posts, I'd be curious to see a post what you think about this

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/163736/support-complete-smoking-ban-increases.aspx

     
  • At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why do you never see the folks from the trailer parks in flyover country burning their shit down? Maybe they earned it unlike the Dems in the inner cities...

     
  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Remember Nancy Pelosi's comment? "We won, you lost, get over it."

     
  • At 1:43 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Re "Politics' at 11:25 AM:
    Fuck them. Sometimes the masses are damned fools.

     
  • At 1:49 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Re Anonymous at 5:56 PM: Yeah, Oakland being torched because a bunch of Berkeleyites got their knickers in a twist is rather particularly stupid. Screw them. It's over; if you're angry, ORGANIZE. And plot, and become members of the Democratic Party, and the ACLU, and a union. Otherwise, screw Oakland, screw Berkeley. Ineffective, idiots.

     
  • At 1:53 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Anonymous at 6:03 PM: Yeah, I do. What of it? Your candidate is a foreigner ('Kraut') who is working for the comintern (Moscow and Putin), and he's gonna come for our guns.

    Show me the birthcertificate!

    I want proof that he isn't an a lizard alien.

     

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