ENJOY YOUR RIDE
I'll confess that I'm a little bit old-fashioned.
Had I been that woman, the marriage would not be on, but off. Really off.
A gentleman may be a right pervert, but should never be a cad.
Of course I wouldn't be talking about it on a cellphone surrounded by a hundred people either.
Or using the locution "Oh". "My". "Gawd".
Except possibly during sex.
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