Tuesday, August 10, 2021

FRANKLY SPEAKING

Like most people with at least half a functioning brain, I follow the news. Not Fox, or the right wing blather sites, but the news. Which tells me, more or less, that not being prone to depression is a jolly good thing.

Three things:

1) Michael James Lindell is out of his mind.
2) Andrew Cuomo is quite detestable.
3) Trials in China are rigged.

No, none of these things would induce psychological darkness, no matter how liable and fragile you are, unless you are Canadian or Minnesotan, but they do rather indicate that the world is not as it should be, and that hair dye is a horrible thing.

Mike Lindell should get a new barber. Seriously. Or fire his make-up team.


Slightly different subject:
While at work a few days ago I got to listen in for a while to the opinionated boys in the back room discussing things, which was amusing in a clinical sort of way, as several of them are not moored in reality, and with one exception they're right-wing hosebags. The two Jews, btw, are Neo-Nazi sympathizers. Unwittingly, but thoroughly.

Marin is the heartland of entitled turddom.




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Monday, August 09, 2021

INFORMATIVE AND EDUCATIONAL

We learn several things: a CT Scan is X光電腦斷層掃描 ('ecksi gwong din nou tuen chang sou miu'; "x-ray sparky brain segmentary sweep copy"), computed tomography is 計算機斷層成像 ('kai suen gei tuen chang sing jeung'; "calculating machine interrupted strata completed images"), and uncle's surname is Lam (林). I encountered uncle Lam in the waiting area for the Radiology Department (放射科部 'fong se fo pou'; "liberate ejection science section"). Never knew his name before. He's probably years older than I am, but rather than referring to him as an uncle in Chinese, or even "elder brother" (大佬 'daai lou'), I used the rather neutral 'heng daai' (兄弟 "brother, compadre"), which is a bit more a Hokkien gangster term, although also used in swordsman literature (武俠文 'mou haap man'; 江湖小說 'gong wu siu suet').

[No, he's not the same man as the opera uncle who has five wives. That's Chew Sook. He's one of the other uncles.]


I showed up over an hour ahead of my appointment. Done with and a free man half an hour before I was supposed to be there. Time for congee, fried dough stick, strong milk tea. Followed by a bowlful of tobacco.


When I got home, Surreptitious Cigarette Auntie (秘密香煙阿姨 'bei-mat heung-yin ah-yi') was enjoying a Marlboro on the street near my apartment building. My guess is that her relatives actually do know that she smokes, but ain't planning to tell her, because getting out of the house for a little walk around the block and a ciggy keeps her sane and keeps the blood flowing. And if she thinks she's pulling one over on them, more power to her.

It must be working. I've never seen her at the clinic.


Anyhow, the CT scan was set up because my healthcare team, concerned over my juvenile delinquency out puffing pipes behind the barn for a number of decades despite being told while a teenager that it would stunt my growth and cause bunions, wish to ascertain whether there are suspicious lesions in my breathing apparatus, and whether I shall require any drastic measures in addition to disapproval and stern lecturing.

We will know within the week.



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GRIM COUNTING: CONTRADICTING EL TRUMPO

On Tuesday March 27, 2020, twenty seven Covid deaths were noted. As you know since then the numbers have gotten worse. Despite Trump. Despite Republican Party functionaries and their demands that Americans go about their daily lives without concern. Despite faith healers, evangelicals, and religious charlatans stating that faith and monetary contributions would carry us through.

Or bleach, hydroxychloroquine, and steroid inhalation.

In some ways it's been a bumpy and fascinating ride.
It's sixteen months later, and for the past few weeks there have regularly been news blips that state that some or other notorious rightwing vaccine-denying mask-burning crap for brains with thousands of loyal followers on his or her deathbed tearfully pleads for his or her fans to get the vaccine...... before croaking. Yet millions still refuse, ICUs are full, there is no more space at the children's hospital in Christian Arseville, Oklahoma, or wherever.


For sixteen months I've been updating this post:

CONTRADICTING EL TRUMPO

Two lines added daily. Yesterday:
Sunday August 8, 11:54 PM
35,763,970 confirmed cases in the US. 616,829 deaths.


Less than twelve hours later it's up to 35,787,360 cases, and the death count is at 616,881. The Republicans, perhaps most notably Jared Kushner (and his college roommate), from all accounts used Covid 19 as a bio-weapon on the American people, believing that it would damage the Democrats more than the Red States. Which, initially, was correct -- the effects were at that time worse in urban areas and among minorities -- but unsurprisingly the fruit of their deliberate misinformation and sabotage are now uncontrollable surges in Republican strongholds.


"One of the things that the president’s great at is he’s a cheerleader. He’s trying to make people feel good about the outcome."

"We’ve now put out rules to get back to work. Trump’s now back in charge, it’s not the doctors."



------ Jared Kushner


Fox News hosts have, in that effort, been lethal in sowing misinformation and resistance. As you would expect. Because Fox News has never been bogged down by facts.


It isn't over. The rest of this year will be extremely grim.
More so for the unvaccinated "heartland".
The 'Freedums' demographic.



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MAHORKA

A friend mentioned that when he was in the army, like everyone he smoked mahorka. Belmoro Canal too, but there were profound differences in Belmoro Canal depending on which factory made it. And I should mention, that like any civilized person, he nowadays happily puffs a pipe filled with fine Latakia mixtures, and only thinks about those more brutal days occasionally.

I myself never served in the Russian military.
Neither during Soviet times nor later.

My fond memories of a misspent youth made odoriferous by tobaccos involve gently refined Maryland ribbon in my pipe (before I discovered Balkan Sobranie), and the dark Dutch shag tobacco rolled into stinky ciggies by my classmates.


So I find the idea of watermelon strawberry vapes a little hard to grasp.
They probably go well with a raspberry swirl venti and soymilk.
Which is also a hardly graspable concept.


The morning wake-up must, in a civilized world, involve strong coffee, decent tobacco, and a bleak tromp through the thick fog on Nob Hill quietly lamenting the sad disappearance of rope factories and salt works where gainfully employed children may learn useful habits like clean hands and polite speech, instead of jogging in fancy sports togs on the way to Starbucks without stopping to pick up their dog poo.

We live in a sissified age.
Today's bout of sneering at the modern era and its soft "Athenian" yuppiedom involved a red Virginia in a pipe manufactured years ago in a harsher more Spartan time.

It was enjoyable and instructive.
Good for the soul.

Like the meter maids cruising along Clay Street writing tickets (no parking between 7 and 9 AM on Monday because of streetcleaning, all you morons), I disapprove of many things right now, and wish to inflict self-doubt and internal torment upon others. Not because I feel mean, simply on principle. It is too early in the morning to approve of modern society's callow consumerism, flavoured coffees, cell phones, or dog walking and jogging.

It's time for my second cup of coffee.
I'll probably be nicer after that.

Mahorka sounds like something you'd spit up.
I've never smoked it, or Belmoro Canal.
I imagine it tastes like hairball.



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CURRY UDON AND BANANA CREAM COOKIES

On Friday, my coworker was looking forward to steak. It was going to be date night with his wife. Steak. Wonderful glorious steak! But instead, she wanted to play Nintendo, so they didn't have steak. Perhaps it was delivery pizza, they stayed home, she played Nintendo all night and he fell asleep early. Saturday morning he was looking forward to steak, but his brother called and wanted udon for dinner, so date night was in Japantown, four people on a double date, and no steak. The udon was pretty good, he enjoyed it, but obviously it wasn't steak. I don't see why you can't have both, but, apparently that's against the law or something. No steak. Sunday afternoon his mom called. She and dad would pick up his wife, he should meet them in Sausalito, and there would be steak. So I believe he had steak for dinner.

I, on the other hand, had one piece seui-si gai yick (瑞士雞翼), some rice, and half a pack of cookies for dinner. Even less balanced than steak. Followed by a nap.


I like the concept of "date night". Apparently it's what couples "do" these days. It sounds sweet. But I don't know if 'steak' is a regular part of it, and I'm of the generation that didn't play nintendo in any case, so I'm behind the curve on this.

Well, I'm also not romantically involved with anyone, nor married, so steak and nintendo are not a regular note of comfort.


When I still was in a relationship, steamed oysters or a slice of Pie à la Mode with a cup of coffee were sometimes part of the plan. And maybe a movie. But I'm willing to expand my horizons and change with the times. A moot point, but it's the thought that counts, even though I'm not seeing anyone, and am myself not pursued.

Double date, udon, and nintendo are not active concepts in my life. He had 'curry udon'.


Curry udon: a total paradigm.
Awesome, man.


They were artificially flavoured banana cream cookies.
My digestion feels a little stressed at present.
It was probably wishful thinking eating.
I'll probably not buy those again.
They weren't very good.



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Sunday, August 08, 2021

NORMALLY IT'S PIGEONS

While I was outside earlier there was a large flock of seagulls monopolizing the intersection. As well as crows on one of the further buildings. I had woken up from three remarkably pleasant dreams which were largely devoid of people, and cigar related, despite the fact that I rarely smoke cigars.

The woman who anxiously warned me to clean up all the cigar-pornography (cigar brochures, magazines, pamflets) was the woman she herself had warned me about. Cigar-pornography is illustrations of cigars and cigar boxes, particular brands, all very lovingly photographed, with a background of beverages or tropical plantations, or sometimes well-dressed glowing hip people enjoying life, glossy print, heavy paper stock, and blurby texts about tradition, matured leaf, attention to detail, deserved reputations, etcetera. There is no actual human nudity or naughtiness involved, but it's luscious.

A cigar-smoking bar owner I knew well passed away last year. I revisited some of the spots of North East San Francisco of which he was fond. Daylight, mild weather, soft shadows.

For some reason I was back in Valkenswaard, a city shaped by the cigar industry that once thrived there. At one point there had been over a hundred factories making cigars. The air used to be tinged with the almost floral reek of fermenting tobacco, nearly everybody in the schools to which I went had a connection in some way to the manufacture of cigars, and by extension the tropics. Sumatra wrapper leaf (dekblad), Besuki filler, a mild inclusion of something spicy from Latin America, which was perhaps the binder (omblad).


I do not collect cigar publications or literature. Though the little informational folder included in some boxes (particularly Oliva) is lovely. The stuff from Fuente is, frankly, boring, and many companies insofar as they "publish", provide little romance or actual information.

And there's only so much you can do with pictures of plantation environments.

Judging by their boxes, La Flor Dominicana would have some lovely literature, if they translated that aesthetic into a major printed poofle effort.



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Saturday, August 07, 2021

ONE THIRD FULLY VACCINATED

Apparently over sixty thousand vaccine doses have expired in Alabama, due to the refusal to use common sense by slobbering slope-brows there. Which is okay. We shan't miss them.
Pity about the vaccines, though. Those could have saved lives. Worthwhile lives.
It's like folks in Alabama are in some crazy suicidal death cult.
Much like People's Temple, on a larger scale.
Bless their hearts.




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Friday, August 06, 2021

WARMER AND WETTER

The last two days have been a little colder than I expected. Consequently I was underdressed. If you expected me to gaily waltz around in a teeshirt and cargo pants you would have been disappointed -- slacks, plaid shirt, and a coat with pockets -- but I really needed a sweater. Elsewhere it was, apparently, hotter than blazes, with hillsides burning up.
Sofar the fog has spared us any effects of the recent fires.
This weather slows my blood, I feel like a lizard whose electric rock has failed.

While not wanting to go back, as my tolerance for extremes has diminished somewhat, the San Francisco climate does remind me of other places.


The problem with forest fires is that when the trees are gone, the rainy season leads to flash floods further down, walls of water and debris roaring through narrow aroyos. What we call a bandjir. Which is why you should not use the riverbed as a path through the wilderness, as water will be upon you before you hear the noise.

A common problem for prospectors in the Old West and Dutchmen in Borneo.


This summer is proving mighty educational.

Winter should be also.



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Thursday, August 05, 2021

PLANNING A ROADTRIP TO FLORIDA

That tempting title pulled you in. But it's false advertising. This blogger is not planning to visit Florida anytime soon. Primarily because the climate there is too warm for comfort. Temperature in the high eighties, plus humidity. Also, while I appreciate the fine cigar craftsmanship of the Cuban exiles there, both their music and their cuisine lack a certain finesse.

Vacations should ALWAYS be about finesse.


Which is the same reason why I shan't be visiting Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, or Texas. There's a distinct lack of refinement in those places.

And while societal collapse is somewhat entertaining to watch, from a safe distance (other side of the continent), the Mad Max scenarios encouraged by Red State politicians and Fox News might not thrill close up.


Besides, we have our own pockets of non-refinement here in the Bay Area. There are places in San Francisco where you can't even get a decent cup of tea.
It's really quite shocking, tell you what.



So until the time when Florida (and Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Dakota, and Tennessee) get better, I shall avoid going there. I'll just sit safely here with my hot cuppa, my briars, and my mask.
In a civilized place.
Patiently waiting till the reality show is over.
Bless their hearts.



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THE MORBID

The ten day bike rally in Sturgis starts this coming weekend. Over seven hundred thousand people are expected, crowding into drinking establishments, tattoo parlours, and burger joints, cheek to jowl, with virtually no masking, and not very much vaxxing. They're tough, they're all-American, they're risktakers and rebels, and they're potentially superspreaders of Delta bleeding back out into the rest of the country.

The event is a godsend for businesses in South Dakota.

Where less than half the population is vaccinated.

Sturgis or bust? How about 'Sturgis AND bust'?




At least the graphics that come out of this ought to be good. All sharp-edged and gothic, with striking colours. Horns, teeth, claws, wings, and spike proteins.

Great for the back of a motorcyle jacket.



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Wednesday, August 04, 2021

BLITHENESS

From this morning's exercise in American healthcare, we learn primarily that being healthy means walking about thirty blocks. To the clinic, then to get coffee and smoke one's pipe, then to the eye-doctor a few blocks further on to set an appointment (they could see me right away, turns out I have a minor issue with the left eye), then over to the pharmacy to inquire when a praescription would be ready, lunch at a nearby bakery, wander around a bit with a pipe, buy vegetables, pick up the praescription back at the pharmacy, purchase a vegetable with a distinctly unlovely name, and finally to the bus stop.

Secondarily, we learn that there are things called pig gut beans. Because of their colour. 豬腸豆角 ('jyu cheung tau gok') are not greeny-green, like regular long beans (豆角,Vigna unguiculata subsp. sesquipedalis), but fleshy purple. Quite an ugly name, that.
Of course I bought a bunch.

Tertiarily, if your clinic and eye-doctor are in Chinatown, it is highly unlikely that you will ever run into Nurse Ratched or anyone similar. The Nurse Practitioner who saw me for my vitals and the eye-doctor's assistant were both elfin women with keen intelligences, the clerical staff at the clinic are small and very capable, the pharmacy staff are perhaps slightly taller and louder, and everybody I dealt with is helpful, courteous, and gentle-mannered (and multi-lingual, as they have to deal with speakers of Cantonese, Toisan, Mandarin, and English).

Oh, yeah. They also tolerate my horrendous Cantonese.
As well as oblige my inquisitivity.


Lastly, we learn once more that "your mask should be worn so that it covers both your nose and your mouth."


候診和看診時,請您戴好口罩,遮住鼻子和嘴巴。
['hau jan wo hon jan si, ching nei daai hou hau jaau, je jyu pei-ji wo jeui baa']


Very many of my fellow Caucasians are too stupid to grasp that they also breathe through their noses. Maybe they're Texan or something.

It's a seemingly intractable problem. A nose has two nostrils, which unless they're plugged (or filled with hair) allow the unfiltered passage of air, germs (毒菌 'duk kwan', fungal spores (菌孢子 'kwan baau ji'), small lizards (壁虎 'bik fu'; 蛤蚧 'gap gaai'), and disease (疾病 'jat beng'; 流行病 'lau hang beng').

Fortunately there were no other white people at the bakery where I had lunch (芝士火腿包同埋一杯港式奶茶 'ji si fo tui baau tungmai yat pui gong sik naai chaa'). It would've thrown me off if there were. Especially in Chinatown, I simply don't know where my fellow honkies have been; they could be tourists from the plague zone or the stupid states, carrying all kinds of diseases. And cooties.


CT Scan (射線計算機斷層成像 'se sin gai suen kei duen chang sing jeung') scheduled for next week. That means more pipe smoking, more bakery visits, more terminology, and more getting pissed at Caucasians blithely pedestrianing unmasked.



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THIS IS A TEST

Today is when I have a complete physical down at the clinic. Which will establish THREE things: Am I human? Do I breathe? Does Kryptonite have any effect on me? Either that or did the five-G nanochip implant work and can Bill Gates now track my buying habits. Because they're going to take blood, I've fasted for eight to ten hours before hand. So no coffee for several more hours. Foregoing breakfast is easy, but not having a cup of Joe to get the synapses firing correctly is hard.
No mention of tobacco and smoking, however. So that will have to do, for the time being. Everyone enjoys a pipe-full before they go to the clinic. Men, women, children, pregnant mothers, and elderly doddering fossils on the cusp of croaking.
Even Vegans and other stuffy puritans.

I normally think unChristian thoughts toward other people on the street when out for a morning smoke. And that's with coffee in the system.

This should be interesting.

It's a test.




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Tuesday, August 03, 2021

THE USE OF THINGS

There's a river outside, and there are mosquitoes. Still air, humidity, and something rustling down below the veranda. Which is very probably this evening's dinner. The idea of taking a typewriter with one into this area was not practical, no writing will get done, and even the ballpoint pens don't work. The pencil barely smudges the moist paper before ripping it.

The idea of smoking a pipe or a cigar is very nice.
The supply of cigars has developed mildew.
The pipe tobacco never dries.
Matches don't work.
A friend in the tropics bemoans the difficulty of getting supplies from the temperate zone. Luxury goods from England or California would relieve the tedium, he says, and what he means is marmalade, the newspaper, coffee, and better weather.

It was his typewriter. Parts of it are stuck. Can we make it function? We shall make do with the tools at hand. Ashes from the cooking fire are as good a gentle abrasive as any, and there is soap to get the muck off our hands. Ashes and vegetable oil. Then soap. Then set it near the fire, because residual moisture in the wheels will attract ants.

It finally ended up working again, after a fashion.
The paper had to be gently encouraged.
And the typed text had halos.

What you need, in this climate, are fountain pens and Parker ink. And, probably, non-glossy paper to draw on. Glossed paper has a layer of starch and pipe-clay that is too hydrophilic, and will turn to slime. These are things I hadn't thought about before. And I'm discovering ever new uses for baby powder, specially formulated for this region. It probably has strong chemical dessicants. Might even contain insecticidal stuff. Best not think about it.

There is a reason cigarettes come in tins.
Tight tins keep the bugs out.

I never did open the big bottle of Kaopectate.
But the aspirin started falling apart.


AFTERWORD

When I was still living in the Netherlands, a friend in his fifties was chosen by the Dutch Catholic Church's missionary branch to head into the tropics to a headhunting tribal area. He was an absolute agnostic, damned well a complete atheist, but he was a water engineer, and they probably thought that drainage and irrigation would be of more immediate benefit, time to worry about the souls later. They were probably right about that. He arranged to have twenty crates of whisky shipped ahead. The headhunters probably found that useful too.

I wonder if it was enough to last his four-year stint.
It's medicinal, and a good sterilizer.
Trade it for chickens.



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AN EXCUSE TO TAKE A WALK

From the top of the hill down to the restaurant took one pipe-full. Seven blocks, slow amble. From the restaurant to Montgomery and Clay was another four blocks, and a slight sidetrack.
Fortunately one can avoid busy areas, and Waverly hardly ever gets crowded.
Neither does Commercial Street (calle de los commerciantes).
Sometimes I have an imaginary hound with me.
As I stride across the moors.

Tea time in Chinatown is like heading into a village. Where nearly everybody speaks in broad Devonshirese, or some Scottish dialect. Semi-intelligible, but not the same as the language of the metropolis.

Except for the tourists, of course. Who are quite unintelligible, and stand out like sore thumbs.
I'm fairly certain a number of the locals there have, at some point, recognized me as a fixture, part of the landscape. After several years wandering around there with my pipe, I've probably become somewhat invisible. I've nodded in a friendly fashion to the people I recognize, once or twice we've exchanged little bits of conversation, and for the rest we've spun in our own private orbits passing each other.
For all I know I may have seen several people at the hospital and the health plan with whom I've spoken there, but, of course, the telephone does not permit one to imprint their faces, and consequently we've never recognized each other. There have been only one or two times I've seen individuals whom I know, usually from the pharmacy, during what may have been their lunch breaks, one or two blocks from their work.

Shop keepers and restaurant people recognize me. So do people from the bakeries.


When I woke up this morning it was from a dream in which we were discussing icecream and Jello. A typical Chinatown lunchcounter dessert. Odd, because I hardly ever have that; there are far fewer places where that's as common as it used to be, and I rarely eat at normal lunch times. Soup and a cocktail bun with butter to start, one scoop of vanilla icecream with lime or cherry Jello to finish, plus your choice of coffee or milk tea. Set menu, different mains from Monday to Friday. Twelve till two-thirty.

Most of those places have disappeared in the last three decades.
I don't think you can even find apple pie there anymore.
Orange chiffon pie is also a thing of the past.


I've lived within a few blocks walk of Chinatown most of my life. There are far, far fewer threatening weirdoes there than elsewhere in the city, and having been in one or two rather violent countries while traveling, I do not need excitement or bullets. Or junkfood stops in shopping malls, and people taking selfies in front of monuments and Hard rock Cafes.

Nor do I need the heroin or methamphetamine addicts of most of urban America.
Plus Starbucks, The Gap, Old Navy, Sephora, Chipotle, Noah's Bagels.
I'm still on the fence regarding Union Square.
I avoid malls.


Yesterday it was the bank, today it's grocery shopping, tomorrow is a physical check-up at the clinic, and on Thursday tea and a pastry. And always the search for fun snackies. More walking and less skulking under the awnings of shuttered shops while weather is good.
Observe the life forms of this planet, as it were.

In between work and reading.



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Monday, August 02, 2021

EASIER TO STAY HEALTHY!

At last the days of profligate facial nudity are over! The Bay Area mask mandate is back. And the severe disapproval-prone Calvinist inside me rejoices. Bitches!

The next step is carrying around a cattle prod for the idiots.
Which, because I don't have one, is not possible.
So a stout cudgel will have to do.

Actually it's a walking stick, but it has a head very well suited for bashing in brains and breaking bones, and it looks very old school. Uncompromising, and firm-jawed. Manly. Butch, even.
Alameda, Contra Costa, Marin, San Francisco, San Mateo, Santa Clara, and Sonoma, have now ordered that everyone wear masks indoors again because of the delta variant. Stats have also come out showing that in every age group, Caucasians are the least vaccinated segment.
To quote a very good friend: "stupid f**king white people!".

During my walks with a pipe today, I noted who was wearing a mask and who wasn't. As you would expect, the maskless people were overwhelmingly my fellow whites, by an almost unbelievably huuuuuuge margin.

Why ARE you folks letting the side down?

Is it the "mah freedums" thing?

Or are y'all just incredibly selfish and dumb?


Don't bother answering, because I don't really want to know. In lieu of a cattle prod, I might just purchase a bullwhip to deal with you morons when you venture within a body length. 



STUPID F**KING WHITE PEOPLE!

Remarkably, I've seen several parents with children far too young to be vaccinated, all of them without masks. They're probably thinking that if little Charlie and Suzette die of the plague it will save them heaps of money in the long run, but it's sad that innocent little kids will pay the price for their parents murderous slope-brow dumbass tendencies.

Won't have to pay for vocational school or remedial math and English.

Nor hock daddy's gun collection to pay for drugs.
Or wreck the hatchback.


Just use healing rocks. The top crystals for the immune system are: Bloodstone, Fluorite, Green Calcite, Carnelian, Rose Quartz, Obsidian, and Jasper. Stupid f**king white people.




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GROUP DEFINITIONS

San Francisco is about twenty five percent ethnically Chinese. Probably more, as several other Asian groups are, predominantly ethnic Chinese -- ethnic Chinese have great incentives to leave Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines due to racism in those countries -- albeit often with names that disguise what they actually are. The next biggest groups are Mexicans and Salvadoreans. Less than half the population are Anglo. And please understand that I'm using "Anglo" as a general term for 'Western European descent Caucasian', which includes myself. Dutch American ancestry, English and Scottish mixed in, a fraction of Native American.

This explains why there isn't a Dutch American neighborhood here.

As do our internal rivalries. Broadly speaking, there are five different Dutch American strains in the US population.

1) New Amsterdammers, whose ancestors arrived over three centuries ago.
2) The heretic scum who went to Michigan and Iowa from the late eighteen hundreds through the nineteen-fifties.
3) Post war bailouts who came here because the Netherlands had become a smaller more limited nation.
4) Indo-Dutch. Exiles from the Dutch East Indies who, like the post war bailouts, found the "home country" a small depressing place with horrid food, climate, and society.
5) Recent arrivals, nineteen eighties and later.

As a perfect representative of number one, I find number two repulsive, have my doubts about number three (includes too many NSBers), get along fairly well with most number fours, though not their children so much, and have little in common with number five except for Ajax and PSV supporters but even then. I'm sure that all those other groups make similar distinctions, on the wrong side of which I have ended up.

[Making it more complex for me is that when I was two years old we moved to Europe. I came back to America for college, and stayed. But I am fluent and fully literate in Dutch, and regularly read the Netherlandish newsmedia on-line.]



I estimate that there are no more than five thousand Dutch in SF, though probably far less, plus another ten K or so with some Dutch ancestry or connections. Far fewer Flemings than that.
A slight majority of the actual Dutch speakers I know are ethnically Chinese.

[Ethnically Chinese Dutch speakers: Hakka from Suriname, Hokkien from Java, and one or two from Sumatra.]


Not a single person I know in the US is from the same region where I lived as a child.


I know more Monty Python fans, pipesmokers, rabbis, and Chinese, than Dutch people. As well as two Afrikaners, one of whom is a pipesmoker with whom I get along very well, better than most 'Ollanders.


Most well-educated Dutchmen, especially outside Europe and the Netherlands, are not hung up on nationality or ethnicity, adapt easily to a broad range of cultural influences and contacts, and tend to avoid clusters of fellow Dutch people. It's fun to occasionally speak Dutch again, but having done that, we'll let it slide for another few years. There is considerably more to life than discussing unidentified fried objects or local football teams. And no reason whatsoever to go to church, let alone one that reflects an ancestral sect, schism, and belief system.

[That Church thing is one extremely good reason to avoid contact with Michigan or Iowa.]



I'll go out on a limb here, and state that the one thing most well-educated Dutchmen in the United States can agree on is the necessity of sambal. Which explains why we love Sriracha, manufactured by a Vietnamese Chinese family company (匯豐食品公司 Huy Fong Foods) founded in California over thirty years ago, and finally available in all civilized parts of the States. Living here would be almost unthinkable without it.

Without chili peppers, we wouldn't be Dutch anymore.

I will not brook disagreement on this.

Shut up, heretics.



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Sunday, August 01, 2021

THE WIND IN EMPTY SPACES

A person whom I know, who is refusing to get vaccinated against Covid because of information he found on Youtube, is convinced that Donald Rumsfeld was forced to commit suicide during a secret military trial at Guantanamo ........ which is either why Trump is coming back, OR you should ignore medical advice from people who actually know what they're talking about.
I have NO idea what goes on in some people's heads; it's like froggy in a blender.

He also puts his faith in something you can buy over the counter to protect him from Covid. Also because of something he saw on Youtube.

I've told him it was nice knowing him, which it wasn't.
When he dies of Covid it will be no great loss.

I may be heartless, but at least I don't have crap for brains.


If one insists that everybody is entitled to their own opinions, one absolutely must recognize that some opinions are absolute horsepucky. As daily conversations and the news both regrettably prove.


I do not begrudge rightwing conspiracy nuts the freedom to make their own decisions regarding vaccination. But I do consider them to be a public health hazard for anyone who comes in contact with them, much like gun-nuts, fundamentalist Christians, and Rand Paul.



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WHAT THUMPS

Sometimes golden retrievers are fun to be around for a while. Until they've downed too many pints and go outside and tip over the parked motorbikes. French bull dogs simply weep into their martinis, while poodles light up cigarette after cigarette and insist on discussing Sartre and Marx, with occasional forays into the Marquis de Sade and Anaïs Nin. They are never drunk, always the 'superior' faux intellectual. And chihuahuas simply get belligerent, as if they're hepped on cocaine all the time. Tense and vicious little drug fiends.

We don't have any ditzy blondes in the building, but yesterday I ran into a chihuahua. I think it stays with one of the gay guys, a couple, who live upstairs. It's a nasty piece of work. Can't put two words together to save its life, just stands there growling in that horrid fashion they have.
I hope it mostly dwells in the apartment a block over, in their other digs.

It strikes me that if you want an animal living with you, you could do far worse than to invite in an elderly rabbit, with proper gentlemanly habits. And relatively civilized taste in pipe tobaccos, something stolid and English, Robert McConnell Original Rich Dark Virginia, or Fribourg & Treyer Special Brown Flake.
Maybe a secret fondness for tablet (a type of sugar-milk candy slightly firmer than fudge, sold in Scottish toffee shops, often flavoured with whisky and walnuts), which it nibbles during tea time. Before lighting up again and glowering at the cat.

He knows what the cat did. And he's properly horrified. It's just not nice to take the golden retriever down to the pub, the poor beast can't help himself, he's basically a slobbering alcoholic frat boy, and never knows when to stop. Getting him drunk just to get him in trouble with the bikers whose machines he damaged and the cops who had to chase him for blocks in that obese person's heavy duty mobility scooter he hijacked was just cruel.


When he isn't drinking, the golden retriever is the nicest fellow. Harmless, with a ready smile for everybody. Now chihuahuas, on the other hand..... Angry little psychopaths, wired to the gills.


The advantage of rabbits is that they don't bark, can hold their liquour pretty well, and never quote Sartre. They might sneer at animals that do. Pretentious French git.

Kindly do not piss off the rabbit.



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