AVOIDING CORNELL FRAT BOYS

Late lunch today in a place where there were no other white people, and no one who might be a frat boy, or, gobforbid a member of the Chi Phi Fraternity. And I'm pretty sure no one there went to Cornell University. So it was quite a safe place, and clean too. This despite the Caucasian tourists all over Chinatown marveling at the colourful nativeness of it all, as well as the many charming artifacts, picturesque sights, such well-behaved little children,
Why does everyone smell so clean and not talk English?

Well, they're not frat boys. Never go into a den of frat boys by yourself, always carry a gun on Frat Row in Berkeley OR at Cornell University, and be prepared to mace someone in their pimply smirking middle class face.

Frat boys are like Hamas and the worst of Ireland rolled together.
With drugs added.


These names: Matthew Ingalls, Diego Sarabia, Winston Lee, Scott Kretschmar, Scott Norris, Gillio Lopes, Jonathan Newell.


Can't get more Fratboy than that. It's the epitome of Fratboy. One a scale of one to ten, those names go up to eleven. Cornell University for some reason treasures their existence.

If you get the sense that I kind of think the United States has become a hellhole, you may be right. In addition to bourgeois Americans, I've also taken a scunner to rightwing Israelis, left wing Europeans, Irish people of any type, anybody who likes lutefisk or surströmming, Greta Thunberg, government officials from several countries, Yanks who aren't interested in cheese, Germans and English traveling to South East Asia ...............
Also missionaries and French people.
Plus Spaniards.

Any company that employs Chi Phi members or Cornell graduates would be well advised to institute mandatory beating sessions and hire exorcists. Landlords who rent to them should employ any strategem to evict them, as they lower property values. Jails that house them, of which there are no doubt countless number, must avoid feeding them high protein diets.
Also, consider hormone therapy, don't want the bastards becoming Pete Hegseth.



So anyhow, lunch today was extremely good.
And enjoyed in a civilized environment.
Without any American English.



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