Thursday, February 21, 2019

REFUGEES FROM A RENAISSANCE FAIR

One of the posts here which gets visits every day makes me despair for humanity. The fact that it is so often read indicates that many people are deficient. Stop the planet, the crocodile aliens have landed.

HOBBIT'S WEED

What is wrong with you people?!? Do you all wish to be denizens of Middle Earth? Speak in thees and thous? Fancy yourselves with hairy splayed feet? Have fairies and elves as friends?

Perhaps you all wish to smoke fruitloops, out of photogenic long pipes, while dancing and playing the harp by starlight.

Real people smoke good tobacco that does not need pimping with the cheap vulgar smell of a bath house.


Aromatics gum up your pipe, imbue your clothes with rancid odours, and prove you defective. You probably also use patchouli, and your carpets stink.


The orcs will get you.
Perverts.



TOBACCO INDEX


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