Monday, September 10, 2018

THERE IS NO HAMSTER CONSPIRACY!

If Grandpa Hamster keeps whacking at you with his cane, that's because you threatened his little grand daughter, Clarissa. Who, rightly, said that you smelled "skeevy". The hamsters have good reason to distrust you.


If you don't like the hamsters looking at you askance, and all of us giving you the stink-eye, perhaps you shouldn't plot evil crap.

Above all, don't even think of kidnapping a little girl hamster.


Bad things will happen to you otherwise.


Suck it up.




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