Thursday, September 06, 2018

IS THIS MAN PLUGGED?


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Constipation is when the lower intestine is so blocked as to prevent or delay passage of waste, causing discomfort, and when long lasting, presenting the danger of rupture, peritonitis, and death. It is a serious problem, and if recurring(!), modifications to diet and personal habits are recommended.

More vegetables, more exercise.

Less McDonald's, KFC, pizza, and Diet Coke. Cut down on the Big Macs, Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and chocolate shakes, no well-done steak with a bowl of ketchup, and even avoid turkey with grits and hummus.

Twelve cans of Diet Coke and an egg McMuffin, no.



Rhubarb! Rhubarb is excellent!




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1 comment:

diagnostically amphibious said...

I always ascribed his behavior to late stage syphilis, but you may be on to something.

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