Monday, December 05, 2016

DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!

People who know me realize that I rely on the BBC for both news and entertainment. And this year, because of the batsh*t crazy things one candidate has said, there has been a substantial overlap of those two categories. Nah, shan't bore y'all with a long disquisition on how unsuitable the tweeting mad carrot is for the job, I'll leave that to the experts.
Historians and psycho-analysts, four years from now.
When the red states have become poorer.
As well as toxic waste dumps.
Good luck.


However, in the "too much information" department ...

This:

Cite:
"Women and men who regularly trim or remove all their pubic hair run a greater risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than those who do not, research suggests."
End cite.

[Above and subsequent quotes lifted from BBC - Pubic hair grooming STI risk.]


Cite:
" ... groomers - particularly extreme ones - tend to be more sexually active too."
End cite.

Cite:
"The report, led by doctors from the University of California, San Francisco ... "
End cite.


Doctors from UCSF. Because in this city, nothing says fascinating research like America's pubic habits.


Honestly, I don't know how to digest this data. Before, I had thought that the only reason for trimming hair down there was if it was long enough to braid and formed an unsightly bulge rather like a pannus that drew unfavourable attention and caused comment.

Or maybe you were going in for genital surgery soon, and didn't want to startle the nursing staff?

You need not worry; they'll shave you.




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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Posting about women's pubic hair??

You pervert.

While you were misspending your youth in the Netherlands smoking Borkum Riff and buggering barnyard animals, I wasted my salad days in England drinking Watney's Red Barrel and singing rugby songs like the Mayor of Bayswater which you may enjoy here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDKhcCwCHi0&feature=youtu.be

So there. I was more debased and debauched than you.

M

The back of the hill said...

That song is educational. I think I'll play it at work one of these days.

Should give the boys in the lounge something to chew on.

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