Tuesday, April 14, 2015


Given how many of my friends and casual acquaintances have turned out to be closet Republicans, now that we have a Kenyan Muslim in the White House -- especially since that same Kenyan Muslim sold Israel downriver to the Iranians to please his masters the Muslim Brotherhood and Saudi royal family -- the coming year and a half should prove very interesting. Oh crap.
I dread the completely whacked-out bullpuckey which well-meaning idiots will in all seriousness forward to me.
Because, of course, they have a direct line to the truth.
And I am clearly too stupid to find it myself.
This truth, which is their truth.
And totally true.


[SOURCE: Algemeen Nederlands Persbureau (ANP).]

Like all previous elections, I resolve to flame anyone who advises me which way to vote based on religion, gun rights, previous service to the nation (or pathetic excuse for same; please note several Republican candidates in years past), clan or klan, marijuana affiliation, or whatever the hell it is Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader stand for.

Especially religion. Too many damned Christian nutballs. We don't need another one in the White House.

I am for gay rights, women's reproductive rights, and tobacco rights.

Opposed to gun nuts, vegans, and anti-smokers.

Please, nobody from Texas or Alaska.

And no Bible-thumping freaks.

Or greenish crusaders.

On the other hand, I reserve the right to call Bush, Rubio, Paul, and Cruz every name in the book, call their sanity and intelligence into doubt, and call down damnation upon them and all the hinterland rubes who thinks these subhumans might make a good leader.
As well as remind them that in the past they adulated Romney, Cain, Palin, Bachman, Gingrich, Santorum, and a multitude of other slope-browed money-grubbing corporate windbags.

The shortest line between two entirely UN-connected bits of data goes through batshit country. Combine this with the sense of entitlement so many people feel, and serious crazy starts bubbling up.
No, Obama is NOT a Kenyan Muslim. And none of the Bush clan qualifies as the Messiah. Rubio and Cruz are genuinely dickheads, they're not just playing to the gallery. Ohio is white trash central.

BTW: the Bible isn't the word of god, and we aren't a Christian country. Evolution and climate change are facts, not conspiracies. Get your kids vaccinated, or shoot them to put them out of their misery and keep them from infecting other people.

The UN is not planning to take over the US.

Again, no damned fundamentalists.
Is that perfectly clear?
Screw them.

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Anonymous said...

So... you'd probably support Hitlery Roddamn Clinton?

The back of the hill said...

What's with the juvenile and stupid malformation of her name?

Funny hah hah?

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