Since the internet started dominating our lives, we humans have become more adept at frittering away the precious moments of existence than ever. Primarily by watching infantile video clips that do not add to our understanding, bring no lasting improvement, and all in all make us ashamed that we have eyes.
No, I'm not talking about Japanese girlie pop groups.
Or pantie-obsessed anime series late at night.
Not even buckets of nekkid filth.
KITTEN VIDEOS!
We've all been roped in to watch five to ten minutess of lovable furballs just being cute as the dickens. Feh! Some of us -- the little old ladies particularly -- have creamed in our gaily striped boxers shorts after clicking a link. Our lives are truly shallow, we cannot express ourselves, and we haven't bathed in days.
TEN MINUTES YOU WILL NEVER HAVE AGAIN!
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7-Cu-9wWM.]
I advise you not to click 'play'. It's pointless. Completely without any redeeming merits whatsoever, nay, a monumental waste of nine minutes and twenty three seconds that you will regret for hours, even days.
That was stupid.
If you are an idiot, you want more.
Very well.
IT'S NOT A WEASEL!
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwa9Wh8EZc.]
There. Don't you feel embarrassed?
You could scream.
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