Monday, February 02, 2015

MEN WHO LIVE IN BASEMENTS

Over on the East-Coast, a gentleman who probably lives in his mother's basement, and equally probably will deservedly remain a bachelor all his life, posted a youtube video which shows that schizophrenics, despite everything else, are NOT loveable little fubsy orphans whom you would wish to coddle and nurture. At least, not ALL of them.
Some of them are slightly problematic.
In a very minor sort of way.

Yes, no doubt a few of them loyally join the local police force and club unruly citizens with open mouths, which is so adorable oh my gosh.
That is probably worth it for the municipalities that hired them, if only for the strict public order and entertainment it provides...
Some municipalities are easily entertained; one suspects a high level of unemployability there.

Or they become firemen, and get distracted by visions of the Virgin Mary after smoke-inhalation.

But a number of them live in their mothers' basements, and will remain bachelors all their days.

Have pity on the mothers.


Warning: Ancient Anglo-Saxon terms ("words of POWER") are used in the video below, which neither your coworkers (nor your mom) would like to hear blasting at top volume from your cubicle (or basement, or jail cell). Please be forewarned.


THIS IS MY "BLESSED" CAR!


[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYPC-YMdJFI.]

It's actually his mom's car.

A full account of this gentleman's recent misfortune is presented on Jezebel, in this article: 'Bizzare'.
As Jezebel explains: "There's a cruel and mocking entry on the "parody" site Encyclopedia Dramatica about Connors, detailing his long history of strange claims and his fondness for appearing in his YouTube videos brandishing a knife featuring the Marines' "Semper Fi" motto and, occasionally, an Airsoft (replica) gun styled to look like a Desert Eagle pistol."

NOTE: Be hesitant about clicking on the embedded link in that quote, as the Encyclopedia Dramatica page might be infected.



The gentleman, who probably lives in his mom's basement (or garage, the one with the automatic door, on which there is an ultra-macho mural), and will no-doubt stay single forever ("devotion to the cause") himself explains: "I cant (stet) discuss my location due to the extreme level of threat right now. Brianna's agents have proven to be extremely dangerous and crafty, predicting my moves ahead of time EVEN when I did not tell anyone, such as the Armed assailants that Tampered with my vehicle or perhaps SNIPED OUT MY TIRES From a water tower or similar vantage point, Such as similarly "All Ghillied Up" the Mission in COD4 Where you scope out Zakhaev."
He says that in response to a comment underneath his public service announcement on youtube. Which, btw, is a website created by our lizard alien overlords to sap our manly juices.


He's a street-racing god.


I myself am an innocent in the world of the internet, which I recently became aware of thanks to the kind intervention of people far older and wiser. I have only been exposed to informational articles for maybe one or two years now, but I am pleasantly surprised by all the valuable things to know that are presented there. Shocking stuff. Especially the dark hole over the sun, the alien shape-shifters guarding the President, the Glenn Beck coverup of the Bilderberg plot to take over the world, the plan by patriotic Americans to put assault rifles into everyone's home, which the traitors in congress and a Kenyan plant wish to abort, and all the other dangers that the authorities hide from us.

We have abundant reason to be fearful.
The internet tells us how.

That last youtube video is a real doozie, by the way.
Alex Jones was vaccinated as a child.
It made him insane.
A plot!



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2 comments:

un-PC'ly amphibious said...

Not sure whether "Jace"'s mom didn't spank him enough when he was a child, or spanked him too much.

The back of the hill said...

Whichever it is, he now needs more spanking.

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