Sunday, February 23, 2014

DUTCH SKATING COACH HONESTLY JUDGES AMERICAN FOOTBALL

Truth.


JILLERT ANEMA RIPS IT



[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EzQIc_mFvms.]

In the interview above. Mr. Anema speaks about speed-skating, and explains that American Football is a rather silly game for strangely garbed pansies. Which is why the Seahawks won the World Series (limited to one country, just one country, only one country, no other countries, just one, only one, one alone), and got absolutely nothing in Speed-skating.
The Americans won no medals. In speed skating.
Not a single one. In speed skating.
We are not the world's best.
At speed skating.
We suck.


Honestly.


Zero gold medals.


Only Americans can come up with something, call it the World Series, and not invite any other country.


American Football.
Hoo hah!


Oh, and just so you know: the Seahawks suck.
Bunch of real Dilberts.
Go Denver.


We should have sent some of those neon-pantied pansies from football around the rink. Yeah, we still wouldn't have won Jack, but it would have been amusing.



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3 comments:

Peevish Itch said...

Dude, you got it wrong.

The World Series is baseball.
B. A. S. E. B. A. L. L.


NOT football.

The back of the hill said...

Oop. My bad.

Is the difference important?

Anonymous said...

Moron.

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