BAT COUNTRY

The judicial member thanked me graciously for my commiseration over Taylor Swift, George Soros, and the Bilderburgers stealing the Superbowl victory that was supposed to be theirs from the Forty Niners. Meaning that he probably didn't get that I was being snide / sarcastic / sneering about his and the others current conspiracy theory.

Often I feel like I should give sane people a warning when they come in: "Jullie kunnen hier niet stoppen, het is vledermuisland!"

The sane people would be well-served to learn Dutch, by the way.

No, I'm not implying that all Dutch-speakers are sane.
More so than English-monolinguals, though.
It's a well-known fact.


Jullie kunnen hier niet stoppen, dit is vledermuis land!


Soooo, the kommunees done stolen da Sooperbowlz. Okayyyy. This is a free country. You are allowed to think that. Freedom of speech and religion, no matter how crazy. And I'm sure that the judicial member believes something like this, along with Blobbo the Irishman, 'R' the Caucasian, and the neonazi Jewish member. One of those boys is married to a Vietnamese American Trump fanatic, and seems to have lost his critical thinking abilities entirely in consequence. There is not a shred of it left. Poor bastard.

Large parts of this country are vledermuis land. It's always been that way. All of Texas and Arkansas (same place, really, but one of them has barbecue) plus most of the Deep South.
And everywhere in Florida near water.


In other 'news' today: It's supposedly "International Pipe Smoking Day" today, something invented by the British. Naturally I feel like disobeying (though I probably won't). Also, I have taken to answering my phone in Cantonese ('Wei? Wei? Nei hai pin go? Mat gwai ye ah?' 喂，喂，你係邊個，乜鬼嘢呀) as I feel certain this will flummox spam callers from India trying to get my personal data, wrong numbers, The Fraternal Order Of Police, and Republican phone banks trying to get support. So far, it appears to be working.
Everyone has hung up.
掛好機啦。


Life is better when you speak Dutch or Cantonese.
It just is. Deal with it.


First pipe this morning was blonde Virginia flake in a Comoy sandblast. Very enjoyable. Despite needing an umbrella. There was howling in the distance from three different directions, not in synch. The street crazies had probably woken up.

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