After a five and a half hour nap upon returning home from Marin -- a nap that followed strong coffee and a thick slice of honey cake -- one wakes up refreshed, and goes onto the internet. The three most important news items are a giant military parade in North Korea, Serena Williams and her fans being petulant buggers, and Nicki Minaj fighting with Cardi B at a glitzy event in New York.
Firstly, I do not listen to either of the last two mentioned (I believe they are singers), and consider them the finest modern American womanhood has to offer. So my interest in them duking it out is less than minimal.
Modern American manhood: trolls living in their mothers' basements lurking in chatrooms, and acting creepy under assumed names. Plus video games.
Modern American women: big breasted hos fighting in public.
Possibly real housewives.
Tennis, naturally, doesn't interest me.
But that parade, oh boy.
Big, spectacular, an extravaganza!
HUZZAH!
环球时报 Global Times
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zc7Ulh_opQ&t=52s.]
BETTER AND LONGER
World News
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUAQGAQf6A.]
A massive display of precise coordination and choreography by cleancut upstanding people. Basically the political equivalent of Mormonism, in a modern metropolis that looks like a cleaner brighter version of Salt Lake City. On a beautiful sunny Sunday morning in September.
It's likely that Donald enjoyed every moment of it.
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