THREE HORRID THINGS. NO, SORRY, FIVE. FIVE HORRID THINGS

There are some tobaccos that make you lose where your cursor is, no matter how much you agitate the mouse. Things go blurry. Your eyes water. Everyone should try them at least once, to know what the sour old git down the block is smoking. So that they might avoid him.


1Q [LANE LTD]
Medium Cavendish mixture with caramel.
This is shit tobacco, but available everywhere under different names, basically crap, repulsive and odious. Leads to insanity.

7 SEAS ROYAL BLEND [MAC BAREN]
Aromatic mixture of Black Cavendish, Burley, and Virginia.
Incredibly unpleasant. I smoked a quarter of the bowl, and tipped the rest behind the bushes at Chinese Playground. Even after some meatballs the taste lingered in my mouth.

CULT BLOOD RED MOON [SCANDINAVIAN TOBACCO]
Cherry, chocolate, and vanilla.
This is what happens when tobacco experts realize that some of their clientele are tasteless vulgarians, and decide to push the envelope. It is an extremely well-made aromatic.
And probably the best damned cherry blend available.
Deservedly popular, an all-round winner.
Smoke it in a Doctor Grabow.
Top notch tobacco.

CAPTAIN BLACK GRAPE [LANE LTD]
A mild bite-less aromatic.
Smoked several bowls while it was in the development stages. No bite. Scant tobacco flavour. Hugely grape. And grape soda. And grape ice cream. And grape chews. If you like grape candy, this is it.
Ghosted one pipe, did not ghost the other.
Almost unbelievable.

RLP 6 [LANE LTD]
Sweet medium Cavendish.
Like 1Q. Incredibly popular.

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