HUNTING "CHARLIE" DEEP IN THE SAVANNA

As part of the enduring struggle to Make America Great Again, Russia's top diplomat, Sergei Lavrov, is visiting Angola, Ethiopia, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe this week. During this visit he will stress that the Caucasian world, NOT Asia, ooh ick, are the dark continent's true friends. After all, our involvement there goes back five centuries, nearly as long as the Arabs.
Asians didn't pay attention to Africans until the Bandung conference.
And even then, it was mostly for show.


Rex Tillerson (our Secretary of State) will also be there, in Chad, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Kenya and Nigeria, trying to add perspective to the cogent clear words of the former Soviet apparatchik.

It is a desperate gamble. Because, as many Americans know, all of Africa is shithole territory. We are not quite sure if the place consists of one "country" or a plurality of "countries", but we have it on good authority that there is an enormous shithole quotient there, and all those desperate people are trying to storm our southern border.
Which we do not want. Because ebola and maslim.
Those are bad. Very bad.


From the BBC:

"In an administration that has often struggled for coherence in its foreign policy, and which lives by the maxim of America First, it would be unrealistic to expect Secretary Tillerson to deliver a transformation in the relationship between US and Africa."


No kidding? Unrealistic? Who on earth would have considered anything this administration does just 'unrealistic'? Surely all those wogga wogga shouting savages love us and our leaders, who represent the best that civilization has to offer. We're practically Norwegian.

Anyway, coherence is vastly overrated.

Coherence, faugh!




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