Thursday, October 01, 2015

PLEASE MAKE MCCARTHY SPEAKER!

If, as looks likely, the Republicans make Kevin McCarthy speaker of the house next week, things will be ever so entertaining.
For one thing, he can't speak English.

Of course you don't need to speak English in Kevin McCarthy's home state (California), because ninety percent of the Anglo-Saxons in this state end up taking remedial English once they enter college, and lord knows our representatives in Sacramento regularly make a hash out of it. But this is the third world, and we expect a high level of idiocy.

Washington is different.

Despite the huge number of Southerners, it is considered a first world capital by many experts.

Intelligible English is kind of de rigueur there.

It's an important language.

Almost essential.


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Like many certifiables, Kevin Own McCarthy has a degree in Marketing.
Which is just as intellectually rigorous as basket weaving.

Bakersfield's favourite son is a gifted speaker.

And very friendly.




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4 comments:

e-kvetcher said...

Holy crap!. These are some seriously confused people. Thanks to the Lord for sending you as the Apostle to the West Coast nut jobs.

The back of the hill said...

"The group of around 50 feminist, eco-conscious, Jewish-influenced witches who will convene in a sukkah constructed around a hot tub ... "

All that is missing is a human sacrifice.

Nope, not going anywhere near those people.

e-kvetcher said...

But why do the feminazi eco-witches all have to look like the specimen in the article - obese, tatooed, wearing candy striper stockings? Why not something like this

The back of the hill said...

The miracle of devolution?

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