SOME OF YOU HUMANS ARE SUBSTANDARD

Two of the craziest conspiracy theories being circulated nowadays involve celebrities. And, if you believe either of these, you are wasting space on this planet.


One of these theories states that Robin Williams did not commit suicide, but was killed by the Illuminati.

The other one insists that Bruce Jenner's transformation is an Illuminati Goddess Ritual.


In fact, according to the people who believe in the Illuminati, almost all celebrity deaths are caused by a secret cabal of Illuminati composed of other celebrities, and they also force famous people to cross-dress for their own nefarious purposes. From the same cracked pothead sources, president Obama is gay, his wife is a man in drag, and Dave Chapelle's career tanked after he dared to go against them.
Secret society Satanic blood sacrifices.
MK Ultra, and Roseanne Barr.
Bobbi Kristina Brown.
Whitney Houston.
Bathtubs.

The internet has made it possible for the whackjobs who used to paint their bizarre theories in large letters all over beat-up Volkswagen buses and drive around town to stay at home in their barcaloungers and take to the air. And the internet has also revealed how wondrously many unsound and unstable people there are out there.


I always knew that humans were largely insane.


The internet proved it.

Here's looking at you.


==========================================================================
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
LETTER BOX.
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.
==========================================================================