Tuesday, September 01, 2015

ILLITERATE JEWS

One of the best things you will read today is this:


[Begin cite]

"Dear Mr. Goldberg,

How does it feel to be a kapo? How does it feel to be a shithead whose shoveling Jews into the ovens, because that is what your doing. Your buddy Obama wants Isreal to be destroyed so he’s giving the Irannians regime the bomb. Why don’t you see the truth? This deal that they negotiated by kerry lets Iran have the bomb in 10 years or less. Youre so blind because your a court jew I guess. Obama could have gotten them to give away their nuclear program but he didn’t because he’s pro-Muslim like you."

[End cite]


SOURCE: How to Write Proper Iran-Related Hate Mail
http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2015/08/how-to-write-proper-iran-related-hate-mail/402754/


Bad grammar, lack of proper capitalization, multiple spelling errors, improper punctuation, and ridiculous assertion.

It's almost a classic.


The recipient, Jeffrey Goldberg, who writes for the Atlantic Monthly (a magazine to which my mother contributed, a long time ago), cites that as an example of badly written hate mail.

He then gives a quick lesson in how to write hate mail properly.

Which may be of some use to illiterate Jews.


"I admire Jewish cleverness, and it breaks my heart to read the writings of sub-literate Jews."


He has received non-Jewish angry feedback in the past, for such things as arguing that it’s a bad thing to murder Israelis en masse.
Much of the venom comes from Twitter users in Pakistan, Turkey, and Oregon.


Oregon?


Fuck Oregon. It's the armpit of swine.




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2 comments:

e-kvetcher said...

Why bother with this vexation?
Why not enjoy a good Craigslistlieder

The back of the hill said...

Wow.

Brilliant.

And frightening, but maybe that was just the song itself.

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