Thursday, September 10, 2015

MEAT SIZZLING ON THE GRILL

Any thoughts of finding female companionship, for all men who are seriously interested in such things, must be postponed till after the hot weather is over. Yes, at this time of year lots of lovely things can be seen, due to sensible but dubious clothing choices, but realistically no woman will consider dating when she is hideously uncomfortable.
Which she is, at ninety plus in the shade.
Dang it's hot outside.


90°F !


Actually, at this very hour it is quite bearable, what with being shortly after five in the morning. But it is extremely unlikely that there are any significant dating prospects roaming about at this hour in San Francisco, and in any case I have to be elsewhere for new system training at eight o'clock.

So I cannot be distracted by bare thighs.
Or loose tee-shirts no brassiere.
Flip-flops and cute toes.

Why ARE you dressed like that at five o'clock in the morning? That's NOT suitable garb for a computer programmer or female e-geek.

Oh wait, I'm dreaming again.

The heat got to me.



Rational people will wait for the daily temperature to drop to less than seventy, primarily because only if it feels cool is any form of physical contact, like nuzzling or hand-holding, enjoyable.

The last four days have been hot.
And, consequently, sticky.
Not woman weather.
33⅓°Celsius.


PS: Real women are like charsiu.




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2 comments:

e-kvetcher said...

Stop talking about car siu! San Franciscans are overwhelmed. NO MORE CHINESE!
No more Kung Bao, Egg Foo Young or any other kind of Chinese. Try some Mexican or Italian...

The back of the hill said...

No no no no no no no!
'KNOW' more Chinese.


Modren edicashun, hmmmph.

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