Tuesday, January 20, 2015

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO MOVE TO NEW YORK

Found this delightful video quite by accident. I nominate it for an Oscar for 'Slice-Of-Life' documentary, artistic verisimilitude, and several new vocabulary items -- expressions  till now quite new to me -- which reflect an attitude and cultural woof so far from San Franciscan pretentiousness and existential angst that my eyes are opened.


Yeah man. You wanna be on time, go to Jamaica and walk to work.

Put your damned dumplings down, and get on the bus!


YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAvuEyDy5JE.]


12:10, 12:13. Meh.


Go a little slower, driver, no need to hurry. It's bad for you, okay?



Maybe I should visit New York.
Sometime soon.



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4 comments:

e-kvetcher said...

Oh mon, it's total gridlock

The back of the hill said...

We need more Jamaicans!

e-kvetcher said...

Angriest bunch of black people on the planet

The back of the hill said...

Of course they're angry! They got her.

And plantains.

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