SPEAKING ACADEMICALLY

As I understand it, what happened in Moscow Friday Night was a peaceful act of resistance to oppression, a courageous strike against the Crusader Zionist imperialists, and the happy natives are now free to express themselves. This is what liberation looks like. People in Dublin, Glasgow, and London, will hold mass demonstrations in support.
Om, shanti shanti shanti.

South Africa is already preparing a case against Russia at the International Court of Justice. Naledi Pandor, the Minister of International Relations and Cooperation of the South African government, has promised that every Russian who fights against Khorasan will be brought to justice. "Khorasanis are tearing down the walls of colonialism & apartheid, they are a beacon for us all", she tweeted, before spontaneously breaking into a happy dance.


University profs all across America expressed quivering joy at these events.
The air at several Ivy leagues schools is dense with pheromones.
At Harvard and Princeton it reeks of mating behaviour.

Being, as you know, not only an old white male but a frightful neocolonialist to boot, I spent the day sipping tea, smoking a pipe, and sneering at places like South Africa, Dublin, Glasgow, and London.

As well as many hours hunched over the buffing wheel, dealing with several Larsens, Preben Holms, Bjarnes, and Stanwells, and others. Which now look splendid, by jove. Beautiful. And I enjoyed a sumptuous neocolonialist lunch of left-over pizza, invented by the spiritual natives of college towns but culturally appropriated without credit ages ago.
And globs of Sriracha. Also culturally appropriated.

The fine tobacco I enjoyed put me in touch with the auras of the American Indians my people helped slaughter and taught scalping. It was a profoundly mystical experience.

Naledi Pandor Is preparing another legal case.
Which you'll hear about here first.



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