AUSTRALIAN ACHIEVEMENTS

Recently a commenter asked "do those bally Australians ever wash themselves or stop drinking till they're stinko? Except for those times they hunt down sheep to bugger?" This was under an essay titled SEA SHEPHERD TERRORISTS ATTACK JAPANESE VESSEL, where I took Aussies, New Zealanders, and a Dutchman to task for being sanctimonious dumb twats. As so many of them are. It was written fourteen years ago.
Many of them still are dumb and sanctimonious.

I'm glad to see that something so meanspirited I wrote long in the past still has avid readers. That's immortality, folks. Another essay from that period which should be read in tandem was ARE AUSTRALIANS DUMBER THAN KANGAROOS?. It's commentary on commentary.

My opinion of most of the rest of the world is very low. I've said perfectly horrid things about the English, the Irish, the French and Germans, all the Scandinavians, India, Pakistan, the Malay world, the entire Middle East, and many others. My thoughts about my own particular group -- Dutch and Dutch Americans -- are not flattering in the least, and I despise much of California (I'm in San Francisco) and the people who live there.

The less said about the Scots, the better.
Cat-strangling barbarians.

Still, is there ANYTHING positive at all one can say about people whose sole culinary landmarks are spaghetti sandwiches and a horrible yeast extract eaten at all hours?

The spaghett-O-wich. On par with Iowa food. Truly a remarkable testament to the ability of Anglo-Saxons to survive atrocious conditions and a ghastly cultural environment.

It might be nicer if it were breaded and deepfried.
Though that is doubtful.




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