TRAVEL WARNINGS

So far Britain, France, and Germany have issued alerts to their people that if they visit the United States they may be haphazardly detained by our brutal border fascists, and held in inhumane conditions for several days. Canada and Mexico already knew this, all of Latin America even more so, and China and India probably too.

See, our federal department of border fascists is staffed primarily by high school and college football schmucks from the interior states who have finally been let loose. Well nigh illiterate, brutal, and morally flawed. Like the entire Republican Party, particularly Jim Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Or Minnesota politician Justin Eichorn.

Yeah, this is just an opinion. But an educated one. For your own sanity, don't come. Spend your Dinars, Euros, Francs, Yen, and Yuan elsewhere. Canada for instance, it's a lovely place, and what the United States could be if we were civilized.

You don't want to be held in our deportation facilities, primarily because in addition to the troglodytic guards, the conditions are the same as in our frightful metros.
Rats, filth, and insane people everywhere.

If, against all better judgement and well-meaning advice you do come, and get past the immigration thugs, do not visit Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. The food is almost universally awful there, the Christian natives are largely closed-minded blithering illiterates and ignorant of everything outside the United States, far too many of them worship Trump as the be all and end all and think that what his henchsubhumans are doing is just fine and dandy.


You really don't need to see the largest ball of twine or the giant two-headed crawdaddy they found in the Buckaroo River. Go to Albania instead. They've got something similar, and the local people are friendlier and less violent.


And on the plus side, they also have one or two Chinese restaurants there, and probably know how to make a proper cup of tea.

Plus Wifi and penicillin in the cities.



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