THE CHOLERA TIME

The country is going to hell in a handbasket, we're less free and safe today than we were ten weeks ago, Elon is petulantly whining about everyone being mean to him and Diaper Donny is threatening to fling wet pooh at random anybody (something he has been known for since kindergarten when he was mildly rebuked for strangling another infant in the bathroom), plus we have the biggest measles outbreak in years, and here I sit ghosting a precious pipe with a ghastly aromatic mixture. A truly regrettable product!

Something I mentioned yesterday. Bad decisions were made.
What on earth is wrong with me? Dammit.

I should be out there throwing bombs at the other side.
As should we all.

We are governed by incompetent egomaniacs.
Something Alabama et al voted for.
Bless their hearts.

The tobacco experts who whimsically decide to put out products that reek of bad peachy pie filling -- let's see if those morons will huff this crap -- are just as evil as the dingos who elect football coaches. Marginally more depraved. Football is the great American sport, after all, and leads people to religion. Frightful fruit, however, makes men sin.

Mmm, I'm in flavour country!

The badlands. Giant lizards are chanting 'America, America!' They snorted an entire can of instacoffee crystals and are out looking for blood. Fat Christian suburbanites from Texas are lined up ahead of me at the single slot machine. Karen is everywhere. They've dosed their brats with Vitamin A, codliver oil, and clonidine. It doesn't help; the little shits are out of control. America, America!

Perhaps, when you have a whorehouse reek going in your pipe, the rest of the country ain't that bad. So I'm actually enjoying this. It makes the red states and their inbred idiots marginally more bearable.

Bad decisions were made. We're proud of that.
I will smoke this around your children.
Juicy. Peach blossoms.



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