MY PERFECT DISGUISE

This just in: a social media friend all the way across the country states that he mainly gets the impression that I always smell faintly of pipe tobacco and Indonesian food.

These are good things.

I've never really thought about it, but that's probably the impression I want people to have.


Smells faintly of pipe tobacco and Indonesian food.
Likes kittens.



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