Sunday, January 10, 2016

ALL-AMERICAN CUPCAKES

My apartment mate reminded me that Americans eat strange stuff. Something which I thought I knew already, but as it turns out, it's far worse than I suspected.


Kale cupcakes. Broccoli cupcakes.
Green tea icing cupcakes.
Kombucha cupcakes.

Plus "organic" gluten-free vegan all of the above.


Thank heavens none of that has been combined with Sriracha hotsauce, but it's just a matter of time before some bourgeois dingleberry does so.
I despair for modern society.

You folks are weird.



Fortunately there is chocolate pudding.



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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you need sriracha, just to get one past your nose?

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