FREE RANGE BABIES AND LIBERTY CABBAGE

The greatest thing about doomscrolling is that one often discovers strange new worlds. Such as the televangelist who claims space aliens stole her eggs and are making lizard-christian hybrids, or that earth will have lost its gravitational pull for several seconds yesterday. Experts disagree over exactly how many seconds that was.
Some say five, some six, some seven.

Or that the people divinely chosen to lead the United States eat weird.
No, not like raccoons out by the strip mall dumpster.
Real weird. Commercially made.

Donald Trump: Big Macs, Filet-O-Fish, Quarter Pounders, and ketchup steak.
Marco Rubio: Pop tarts. Lots and lots of toasty pop tarts.
RFK Jr.: Red meat and sauerkraut.
Besides roadkill.

Several cabinet members eat babies, of course. As you would expect.
Free range babies, naturally raised, prepared Southern style.

For me, the most interesting thing is that Bobby travels everywhere with a cooler full of sauerkraut. Mind you, I myself sometimes enjoy sauerkraut, as well as its cousins pickled mustard stems (榨菜 'jaa choi'), soured napa cabbage (酸菜 'suen choi'), and Tianjin winter vegetable (冬菜 'tung choi'). But a cooler full of it? That suggests that he devours it by the bucket, in between meals, while attending meetings, or snacking late at night.

Gas due to fiber, complex sugars, and live bacteria.
A farting worm-brained coke fiend.
Head of HHS.

The headmaster of our grammar school, who grew up in Amsterdam before and during the Great Depression, once detailed how to make sauerkraut ("zuurkool"), which they did every year when the cabbages were plentiful. A large vat, salt, and a round slab with a heavy stone weight on top. He was matter-of-fact about it, but it did not sound like an exceptionally fond memory. It was just a neccesary thing people did in those days. He had not made any sauerkraut since his youth. Probably because it was cheaply available.
Why, you could buy coolers full of it in the modern age!


There is no sauerkraut on these pemises. I've never bought any.
I do have jarchoy, suenchoy, and tungchoy here.
Plus Indian achars.


I do not eat babies, I am not a Republican or Evangelical.



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