IT'S A FACT

Sometimes, before the coffee has hit the medula oblongata, the mind wanders in an odd direction. Not for me, of course, as I am a very normal sane and stable sort. But this morning my apartment mate had a bee in her bonnet while waking up after I returned from my morning walk. And sought reassurance.


"No, I think I would have noticed if there were a corpse on the front steps. I'm fairly certain of that."


Because we live in San Francisco, that might be a thing.
According to the internet it definitely is.

If you watch Fox News, you are undoubtedly convinced that there are corpses lying about all over the city, including our front steps. And that they are here illegally, for voting purposes.
They know that for an absolute fact.

Fox News is responsible for more rancid horsepucky than almost any other organization in the entertainment field. People in the red states suck it up. And consequently know, KNOW, that San Francisco is filled with drug addicted foreign witchcraft practicing transgenders who are demising amidst excrement all over the downtown, actively doomlooping.

My apartment mate does not watch Fox News.
I wonder where she got the idea.

It would be hard to miss.
Trust me.



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