DID YOU HAVE A HAPPY BEAN DAY?

Three things worth celebrating yesterday: National Lima Bean Respect Day, something marijuana related, and the rocket of the most brilliant man in the US blew up.
Yes, of course I celebrated lima beans!
I stayed inside most of the day.
Avoiding partiers.

[Lima beans, the pride of the Midwestern States, are an excellent source of  potassium, iron, copper, and manganese. They are rich in dietary fibre. Serve them alongside hamburgers for a delicious all-American breakfast.]


I'm baffled that April 20 is National Lima Bean Respect Day. I've always regarded lima beans as the thugs of the plant kingdom; if they're on your plate you might as well give up.
There is just no way you can win anymore.

To be honest, I would have avoided mentioning it even.
But now that Elon Musk's stupid little vanity project went sky high, I'll remember the day next year and celebrate it accordingly. With lima beans.

It may surprise you, I do not own an explosive rocket. Most people don't. Our own phalic representation does not cost several million, and very many people actually forego questionable penis projects entirely.

The most brilliant man in the US needed it.
To advertise his masculinity.
Which we doubted.


And now it's gone.


It went poof.


Nice.



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