THE UNAMUSEMENT PARK

Despite Hannibal Lecter no longer being the most prominent potato in the Fox horsepucky line-up, something is missing. Getting rid of him was a business decision, they no longer felt that eating babies live on air properly represented the brand. There was better money to be made doing retrospectives on the golden age of Emperor Bokassa.

Look, I know that some of you morons in the great American heartland worshipped the guy. But he is a thoroughly repulsive human being, and he regularly suntans his testicles when not eating babies (mmm,, fatty bits!). You dimwits also worshipped Ronnie.

The only possible conclusion is that y'all suck.
Big time. Dumb intercoursers.

There are very good reasons to avoid the region between Treasure Island and the East River. Besides the horrible cooking, unsanitary conditions, and rampant bestiality.
As well as the daemon worshipping cults in Texas and Florida.

But yes, the beer and burgers are frightening.

Best stick to the coasts.

By the way, signed frameable photos of Tucker Carlson and Ted Nugent frolicking in a hot tub filled with Coors Light Beer are available at the giftshop, as well as collectable action figures (made in China) of the ENTIRE talking potato cast from Fox as well as every member of the Trumb cabinet. The spongy rubber versions that you can stick pins into costs extra, but they also are collectable, and much sought after.


There's a limited edition art-quality reproduction of the gun used to shoot Abraham Lincoln which you can buy. Proceeds go to the Campaign To Re-elect Trump.
It's a forty five.




You know, everytime I read the news I wish that most of this country died of a plague and burned up in a massive wildfire. Damn', you dingoes in the interior are repulsive.
Books and modern medicine are wasted on you lot.
Should've drowned you at birth.




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