Tuesday, October 11, 2016

PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY!

Oh good lord no, I don't want to watch Barbara Bush talking about menstruation! Or any other Republican, for that matter. Republicans should be banned from EVER mentioning anything that deals, even remotely, with women's reproductive parts, secondary sexual characteristics, hormonal states, or even appearance. They tend to put their own into their mouth whenever they do so. It's like they become giant scrotal sacks.

On the other hand, Samantha Bee can give me an angry lecture anytime. She's just so eloquent! A real man likes an eloquent woman who makes sense and scores rhetorical points -- vote for Clinton! -- and honestly doesn't mind pantsuits. Some of my favourite college professors wore pantsuits.

[The pantsuit is the DIRECT descendant of the 1970's leisure suit. Fortunately those have gone out of fashion, but I really wish that women would wear skirts instead.
They'd look so much better. Like Scotsmen.]



Actually I probably wouldn't mind discussing menstruation with first lady Barbara Bush. Or other subjects. She's a very intelligent woman.


Here's Samantha Bee.


PUSSY RIOT - SAMANTHA BEE, PART ONE

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gk72KC4jWc.]


PUSSY RIOT - SAMANTHA BEE, PART TWO

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltU3ms9rt5w.]


Yes, I have finally watched Donald Trump saying "grab them by the pussy". But only because it was in the context of Samantha Bee ripping him, Ted Cruz, and Paul Ryan, to shreds. That is probably the most I can stand of the rancid coagulation of America's misogyny and racism that is Donald Trump for one day.

Possibly for the week.

Unfortunately he's bound to say something equally repulsive within less than twenty four hours. Or tweet-storm it at three in the morning.
With squiggly worm-like pudgy fingers typing furiously.

Donald, a cellphone is NOT a pussy.

Tweet.




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