The other day I asked an acquaintance a sports-related question. He responded by giving me an algorithm. Sports, clearly, brings out the inner-autist. No, I have no clue how he expected his answer to compute.
Please do not mention any ball-games to me.
I shall consider that micro-aggression.
And also a form of discrimination.
I am not into homo-erotic past-times.
Or fetishisms based on sweat.
It is all scrotal.
Balls.
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