THE POX UPON THIS LAND

Five states to avoid like the plague, because they are filled with dumbass inbred syphilitic hick Christians who wish, passionately, to destroy everything good and wholesome in this country: Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Dakota, and West Virginia. I can probably say this in complete confidence that I will not be contradicted, because most people there don't know that if you don't plug in your computer, the internet won't work.

No, my ire is not excited by their food. That's the Midwest, particularly Iowa. And I give no credence to rumours of rampant cannibalism in the five states mentioned, they got spongiform encephalitis some other way.

Besides, there are far worse pockets of endophagy much closer to home: Placerville in El Dorado County, Stockton in San Joaquin, San Bernardino.

It still pisses me off that we named a national airport after a man whose grave we would have been better off pissing on, bombing with napalm, digging up and vapourizing, and dumping in a toxic waste dump.

The worst thing my generation did was vote for that repulsive man, twice, and empowering the accursed christians.


By the way: we never should have given immunity to Oliver North.
Cake and a signed bible. Good lord.
Whackjobs.



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