TANGERINE TRAMPOON!

It's quite obvious by now that the two biggest threats to the free world are bone spurs and giant orange buttplugs. Even Theresa May has finally realized that.
Golf, while horrible, is a distant third.

This blogger proposes napalming golf courses, because doing so might eradicate the first two problems. I have a list of resorts with which to start.

Fake bronze dink spigot
Credit: ROB PINNEY/LNP/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

Source: TENS OF THOUSANDS

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