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Sunday, July 08, 2018


It's a big brain, a very big brain. It's the best. He has the best brain, and it's big, so big. It hurts sometimes, how big it is. It could be used for basketball, or hockey. All of the sports! It's beefy. Like an aged steak.

Our president, whom we elected, spoke recently to the ecstatic crowd in Montana. Speech, believe me, a great speech, possibly the greatest.

Among many things, the passage below stands out.
It is filled with the nectar of truth.
Truthy juices.

"I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument; I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports. They need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical, the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain: more important than the mouth is the brain.
The brain is much more important.

------Donald Trump

One way to keep people out of that space, if, for instance, you need much more room, because you live with a non-smoker who might object to your lighting up a cigar in the kitchen, is to fry up a mess of bacon and chilies. Because you don't have an organ, otherwise you'd play John Elton songs.
It's a good thing she doesn't have a guitar.

"The brain: more important than the mouth is the brain."

Well, that's a fact right there.

The aroma of the bacon disguises the cigar odour, while the capsaicin in the air from the chilies keeps her out of the kitchen entirely. And it's healthy! With enough chilies, it's virtually a vegetarian dish, a tasty snack or warm salad. Especially if you add some mustard greens for both colour and a textural contrast.

I could have added bittermelon instead, for a flavour overload.
But I only had mustard greens in the crisper.

I broke all my Elton John records years ago.
They "fell" out of a window.
Both of them.


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