Saturday, December 23, 2017

THEY'RE CRUNCHY INSIDE

Thoughts prompted by a strong cup of coffee after a very long day:


Who does coke in their bathroom anymore? Isn't that so last century?

Extra virgin? Must be a Christian thing.

The informed consumer is a better addict.

Toasted bagels and bacon. That's probably heresy.

Raspberry cream flavoured pipe tobacco IS heresy.

So is raspberry cream frappucino.

I can't wait for the tinny children's choirs to finally end.

More couples break up during the holidays than at any other time of year.

Gift buying is educating the other person in wise decision making and good taste; get your spoiled-brat relatives the guns or cigars for Christmas that you yourself would want, not the tacky tchatch that their parents want.

A morbidly obese man who never changes his bathrobe and likes little kids on his lap is NOT a role model.



The other thing is that I have belatedly realized that some (many) people are infinitely more neurotic than I can comprehend. This is especially evident at this time of year.
If it weren't for frenzied holidays we might not know.
Christmas reveals the inner nutjobs.


BTW: Everything greasy tastes better with cheese and chilies.
You are welcome.




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