Probably the most entertaining news item this week is about the vibrant woman in Birmingham, England, who got thrown in jail for making an unChristian racket during physical acts of a procreative nature.
Gemma Wale's boisterous noise infuriated a neighbor.
Who had previously filed a complaint.
"Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having XXX, which woke us up; this lasted 10 minutes."
All indications are that her boyfriend Wayne made this possible.
At approximately five in the morning.
On January 29.
Bless both Gemma and Wayne. Quite unlike the thoroughly deserved reputation for well-behaved frigidity and reserve which many people in England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland have, these two are capable of getting it on with commendable verve and enthusiasm.
There's hope for Britain yet.
I foresee endorsement contracts in their future.
Not necessarily for earplugs.
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