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Wednesday, May 06, 2015


Nearly sixty percent of this nation's Republicans wish that Christianity be made the official religion of the United States. I have no problem with that. We are talking about my heritage, right? Which, even though we haven't been to church in generations, is a rigidly always-right-about-everything form of Dutch Calvinism. Because we despise every one equally.

No other version of Christianity is worthy.

Only hard-core Calvinism.

It's a blessing.

Not 'Presbyterianism', which is a despicable weak-kneed pantywaist creed; not 'Southern Baptism', whose adherents are all inbred sister-bangers from crap-holes like Texas, 'Bama, and Mizzipy; not Seventh Day Adventism, which consists entirely of whiny drips who were starved for attention as children. And Methodists are ab initio foul and moronic.
Heaven forfend that you might even mean Catholicism, Anglicanism, and Eastern Orthodox. Bunch of twisted dress-wearing constipants.

The ONLY version of Christianity worthy of consideration is Reform Dutch Calvinism. And I can assure you that all other sects shall go to hell, as their adherents are by definition the damned of the earth.
Besides being very silly.

In fact, if you turn 'Christianity' into the official religion of this country, it then naturally follows that my tribe (severe Calvinists, Belgic Confession, Canons of Dort, Psalter of Marnix van Sint Aldegonde, providential, non-Ledeboerian) have a license to hunt down and burn everybody else at the stake. Or, if sufficient firewood can not be found in a timely fashion, to rip out the guts of the heretics with dispatch, and possibly a chainsaw.

Whatever is most convenient at the time.

This is a prospect about which I am enthused.

Because in addition to being utterly perverse heretics, they are also practitioners of witchcraft.

Again, we're talking about Presbyterians, Southern Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, Methodists, Catholics, Anglicans, and the Eastern Orthodox.

Mormons are not even Christians, merely the crawling maggots from Devilworship's rotting corpse. Torch them.

Well now.

A flock of unclean beasts.

Republicans apparently have no misgivings about turning the United States into a Christian theocracy. The poll’s crosstabs reveal that support for making Christianity the official religion is strongest among Mike Huckabee (94 percent), Rick Perry (83 percent), and Ben Carson (78 percent) supporters.


The PPP survey also found that 2/3rds of Republican voters do not believe in global warming, and 49 percent do not believe in the theory of evolution.

I need to point out that my own ancestral version of Christianity (which obviously is the only true version), does not dispute science, and is absolutely realistic in its view of the world.

Which my very reasonable loathing of those degenerate and debased other versions of Christianity merely illustrates.

Destroying them utterly is solidly founded in holy scripture.

Set their entire world on fire.

Burn them all.

By the way, Mormons, Baptists, and end of times apocalyptics, make my skin crawl. That by itself lends credence to my screed: what true Christians need to fear most is spiritual pollution from the dark side.
That being the churches of England, Rome, Luther, and the South.
Vast herds of gibbering daemon-spawn.

Also the official language will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check.

I like leprosy, Nancy, I like cholera.
I like all the major skin diseases.

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