THE ANTI U.S. AND ANTI-ISRAEL ROUND-UP

BELFAST - The political wing of Northern Ireland's own indigenous terrorist movement demanded a debate in the Northern Irish parliament over Gaza.
Which represents a first, as the honourable Gerry Adams appeared entirely unaware that Hamas had whacked over a thousand Fatah supporters in the preceding several years, and was also clearly befuddled to hear that Hamas had sponsored bombings in Israel during the last intifada, and that Hamas had even fired several thousand rockets across the border since Israel withdrew in 2005.

BRUSSELS - A protest in the Belgian capital that drew 30,000 turned violent, with peaceful demonstrators overturning cars, throwing bottles and stones, and smashing shop windows.
Ten people were arrested.

CARACAS - Hugo Chavez expelled the Israeli ambassador, then put on his best party togs and rushed off to host a hate-festival at the main mosque.

KARACHI - Riot police used tear gas and batons to repel a thousand anti-Israel protesters who tried to attack a U.S. consulate in Pakistan on Sunday.

KUALA LUMPUR & JAKARTA (AND ELSEWHERE IN TANA UDIK) - Several thousand people screamed "chee-had chee-had" in a mass expression of illiterate outrage at the evil Zionist plot that kept them from having universal air-conditioning, running water, and access to porno channels. Then they looted American softdrinks from several halal restaurants, and screamed insults in public places.
At least, I think that's what happened. It's hard to tell with that lot, and honestly, I would rather ignore them. They're rather unimaginative.

LONDON - Tens of thousands protested against Jewish self-determination in the capitol city of England, which expelled its Jews in 1290. As usual, the crowd turned ugly and started breaking things, at one point invading a locally-owned coffee shop to refuel, trashing it in the process.

MADRID - Several tens of thousands of Spanish emotionally protested Israeli actions, drawing harsh comparisons with their own history of brutal savagery towards the natives of the new world, and bemoaning their decision back in the fifteenth century to ethnically cleanse Iberia.
Oh wait, they didn't.
They just excoriated Israel - it was the usual context-free demonstration of poofely European indignation.

MANILA - policemen used shields to disperse university students protesting outside the U.S. Embassy. Afterwards most of the demonstrators returned quietly to fill out visa-applications. As one of them, violent anarchist Manuel 'Bongbong ' Balagot, explained "barkada-ko all of them already diyan, and my auntie Korasong, she malimit telling about job sa Kmart in Daly City, my pinsan he need a new cd flayer ...."
He was told that upon finishing his medical degree, entry to the U.S. would be all but guaranteed.

NEW YORK - The collection of third-world gangster regimes, rogue states, and feral bandits hosted by the United States and collectively called the 'United Nations' once again pandered shamelessly to the dictatorships and humanrights disasters of the Arab-world by demanding, by gum, that Israel cease defending itself forthwith!

PARIS - The Free French celebrated yet another fire-bombing of a synagogue, as tens of thousands took to the streets to scream unintelligible anti-Semitic slogans.

RIYADH - The Saudi Government, which more than any other Arab government has done nothing to solve the Palestinian question, accused Israel of genocide by targetting Hamas fighters.

ROME - Anti-Semitic graffiti was left on Jewish-owned businesses. Later there were rowdy demonstrations against Israel in Rome and several other Italian Cities. It's better than soccer.