Friday, March 07, 2014

BACHELOR VEGETABLES

Reviewing the meals of the past seven days, I notice with both pleasure and delight that most of it was healthy by gum. We shall ignore the salami and cookies, however.

There were lots of vegetables!


The following items qualify as green crap suitable for a nutritious and satisfying single man's diet:

1) Capers. They're VERY green! They even taste green! Something so utterly greeny-green tasting can only be good for you.

2) Pickled pepperoncini. It's like sauerkraut and chili combined. Full of vitamin C.

3) Fresh green chili peppers. Crispy crunchy salad!

4) Thai green chili paste.

5) Hot sauce. Concentrated vegetable goodness!

6) Ketchup. Purely of vegetable origin.


Budding chefs will be pleased to know that you can stirfry with all of these.
They're also good with goat cheese, peanut butter, and crackers.
There is lots of yoghurt in the ideal bachelor diet.


Other things of vegetable origin:
Coffee. Tea. Bread.



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