Tuesday, January 11, 2011

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!

Some hopeful Señor Anonymo has attempted to place a comment on my blog, in hopes that doing so would lure people to his site.
No, it was NOT underneath my little piece about the Chofetz Chaim (Rabbi Yisroel Meyer Kagan of Radin), which seems to have a boundlessly irresistible attraction for pornographers vending both 'opapizda' and "classic Russian" S3X - basically, prawn pictures - it was somewhere else.
The act was both no less hopeful, and no less futile.
I do not allow crustacean spam.

But part of his text was sheer poetry, beautiful and evocative.


Quote:

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End quote.


Handsome people of either gender, unfamiliar dating, and blameless intercontinentality?
And even proximity to disenthrallment!

I cannot tell you how enchanted I am by all this!


In point of fact, however, I am not looking for a blameless Russian woman (or man) - it's not a Slavophobic antipathy, please understand - but something far different.

Specifically, I want a person younger and shorter than myself, with smaller hands and feet than terminate my own extremities. Round-headed, with darker hair (mine is kind of medium mouse brown).
Highly desirable characteristics include lively sparkling eyes reflecting a keen intelligence and quirky personality - my eyes are battle-ship grey, deep-set, and somewhat cold and calculating; shan't tell you what they betray, as I haven't quite figured that out yet (this blog, however, may paint a personal portrait better than my own self-descriptive poofle can).

Ability to speak some Dutch or Cantonese is an asset, but not a requirement.

Thrallment is optional.

Precisely like elegant intercontinentality.



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1 comment:

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