According to Scripture, the necessities of life are sugar and tea and rum. On the basis of these three things one can establish a civilized society. At least I think it was Scripture.
For some reason that song become the most significant thing to come out of the Pandemic.
It speaks of kinder simpler times, when people were satisfied with less. Hyperactivity, hepped-to-the-gillsness, and intoxication. All important things.
It's high time that Starthingy and other hot beverage chains capitalize on that with a drink which combines those three things in a concentrated mega dose.
Please envision office workers buying the whale sized Wellerman (it's pink!) and spending all day wired to the tits at the office downtown much more productively than if they were working remote. At the end of which, rather than a cocktail hour to unwind, they'd simply need a cold shower and a nap.
I foresee a bright new future for all of you.
I'll just sit back and watch it unfold.
Behind bullet proof glass.
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