Wednesday, April 01, 2020

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When the apartment mate reads news on the internet, she reacts. And it's a good thing that she reads the news, rather than watching it, because when you read the news you can find out more in the same amount of time. And she weeds through it, discarding the dross and glitter, retaining the actual factual stuff.

With that in mind, here's a direct quote from the apartment mate.


"This is what happens with someone like Trump as president; all kinds of weird-ass moronic sh*t!"


Yeah, I don't know to what she was reacting, but it really could be almost anything. Because, honestly, there has been so much in these recent weeks that could be described as "weird-ass moronic sh*t" that was hatched in the White House, or down at at Mar-a-lago.

Perhaps while a weird-ass moron was playing golf.


So you can say she's taking it all well.
Her intellect is fully functioning.
Despite animal sounds.
Sometimes.




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