DUTCH AMERICAN ACHIEVEMENT

Upon re-viewing the best song in the world on youtube, this blogger realized that he's been wrong all these years. Disturbing, but true.

Like so many of you I always looked upon my self as the be-all and end-all of ALL worthwhile knowledge.

But I was wrong.

There are not three, but FOUR stupendous Dutch contributions to American civilization.

Donuts, corncob pipes, and scalping. Plus COOKIES!

Stellar and utterly earthshaking.


Lets play that song.


C IS FOR COOKIE!


[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw.]

I find this to be truly inspirational.

And it is melodic.



Yeah yeah, I know that the Dutch actually invented a whole lot more, but in terms of life in these United States, donuts, corncob pipes, determinedly ripping off the tops of other people's heads, and cookies are the most important by far. We Dutch Americans can be proud.

Donuts, corncob pipes, scalping, and cookies.

The fundaments of modernity.




BTW: pizza, as you undoubtedly realize, is just a seriously misguided cookie. Which is why you should never drink beer while eating pizza. Bizarrely, there's already dairy in it, so milk is also right out. In this blogger's superior opinion, the best drink with pizza is either strong tea or dessert wine.




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