CIGAR HUFFING PICKLE HEADS

It seems to be becoming a tradition that during the last hour or two on Tuesday, denizens of the lounge start talking politics. And, given that they are frightful reactionaries, this means that they spew vitriol at the Democratic candidates while lauding any one OR all sixteen of the braindead farts in the Republican line-up. I've even heard hopeful stuff about Sarah Palin, who hasn't had significant contact with planet earth since her umbilical cord fell off and she drifted into space.

OH PLEASE BRING BACK THE ALASKAN BUTTERFLY!

You know we need the entertainment. That dinglewad has stature!
She was once seriously considered. And she's way more amusing with biblical nonsense than any of the inbred jeds from Duck Dynasty.


It's guaranteed that most of them will vote for a fascist.

That's their natural tendency, and it explains a lot.

Such as why women seldom stay very long.

And little children loathe them.

It ain't their cigars.



Equally part of the developing tradition is my finally turning up some boffo music to drown then out. Last week they got twenty minutes of the Internationale in German. Today I started off with the Russian version of that song, then switched to "God Protect The Czar", followed by the marches of two imperial military units.

Good solid stuff.


MARCH OF THE PREOBRAZHENSKY LIFE GUARDS

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwMCj9XO8L8]


MARCH OF THE SEMENOVSKY LIFE GUARDS

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-TFYEWsik]

They really don't like it when I play "that furrin kommaniz sh*t". I don't bother to explain what the tune is, they just know it's evil. One of them visibly has problems with his neck at that time. His cords go all tense.
Perhaps he's worried that they're coming to get him.
Or steal his manly juices.

There are so few rational or intelligent Republicans left. Altogether a very great pity. The G.O.P. attracts nothing but vermin these days.

I think next week I'll try them on the Imperial March from Star Wars.


THE DARK LORD APPROACHES

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRtOJqB8PU.]


They probably won't get it.
Too darn dense.
Marinites.


It's the total shitniz.



Pipe smokers are more rational, in case you were wondering. Most of us will vote for the Democrat. Primarily because we distrust anyone on the other side who is bucking for the job.



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